upchuck revisited

upchuck wuz this feller a company i worked for sent out from the mid west to “fix” the division i used to work for.

we had a christmas banquet. upchuck gave a rah-rah speech.he axed us who wanted 50 bucks for christmas bonus. the comapny wuz a billion dollar a yeer corporation. so sure, give us the money.

jump ahead to the following october. the company is sold or bought out by black heart group. all the principles are bought out or pull their golden parachutes. i read the prospectus. upchuck got 33 million dollars and had hiz COBRA paid.

upchuck wuz on the high end, there were two +100 million payouts, a bunch of tens of millions some single millions and some just hundreds of thousands. all told it wuz over $500 million to buy these folks out.

all that heel wanted to give use wuz $50! the people who done all the work.

in some other rah-rah meating upchuck sed we would never have any high end products made in china, especially anything with intellectual value. i bailed soonafter the buy out, that being 5 yeers now.

i recently met an ex coworker in a hardware store and i chit chatted with him briefly doing a catch up. he told me the company moved all manufacturing to china retaining only QC.

it gets better, this division had went to the state to get tax breaks to retain jobs and not move them to the midwest where the company wuz headquartered.

not only did the blackheart group dump the workers blackheart group fucked the state and all the other taxpayers. purty slick trick, hey?

no one who got let go got paid COBRA. why does a guy who gets 33 million need paid COBRA but the workers get squat?

my boss takes advantage

my boss had these meatings. he wants idears. i wuz invited to a few but i seen how total useless it is. on the last meating i wuz invited to me boss sez,

“we got all these workers making $10 an hour. let’s take advantage of it.”

did i mention he gets these workers off unemployment and the state pays half thier wages for 6 months? so in fact me boss is getting workers for less than minimum wage.

my boss has a yaller collector’s vette and a brand spanking new chevy volt. he does go to haiti or has a few times and done medical assistance to earthquake victims.

i dont make 10 buck an hour, somewhat more. i haint well heeled enough to help anyone but myself. although, fully 1/3 of my take home pay goes to property taxes. i help lots of folks in the town hall and the board of education live swell lifestyles.

they get full medical health insurance, living pensions, long vacations, sick day bonuses and other perks.

i get one sick day per quarter and one week vacation. i have a $2500 deductible on my health insurance and it costs me $50 per month.

if i dont buy anything but pay taxes, transportation, utilities, food i can save money. i cant afford any debt at all. i ave to drive an old car and buy used clothes at the thrift shop.

the guys who make less than me say i am doing good. 10 or 12 bucks an hour dont cut it unless you are doing something illegal on the side.

i make just enough money to be 99.9% honest and i get penalized for it.

most of the new hires are on charity medical care as the group plan is so prohibitive.

yup,my boss is taking advantage all right.

bloomy gone mad

bloomy, that is mike bloomberg mayor of NYC, sez that raising the minimum wage in NYC is bad for the economy. one must understand that bloomy is at least a billionaire and most like somewhat more.

how can having a bunch of people who make minimum wage getting more money be bad. wont those folks go out and spend that extra money? might they save some? might they pay off debt? arent those all good things?

i submit to you that having one man, say bloomy, say at least a billionaire, is a bad thing. he cant possibly spend all that money. he sure as hell wont use it to improve skools or medical care or fix pot holes in the streets. nope, he needz hiz money sure enough. but other people getting money! WTF!

hiz reason is that business owners wont be able to exploit the working classes to become billionaires such as hiz greedy low down self. as if throwing a buck at some one making minimum wage will be in direct competition with him self. mebbe if minimum wage workers got an extra buck there would be a caviar shortage or they would drink all the champagne on him.

maybe they would hog all the high class hookers.

in short bloomy is a heel. a real goobermint would tax hiz fascist a$$ 99%, yup, dat iz dee ticket, massah.

scott garrish, dc rep but not for me

scott garrish, my dc rep keeps voting for deregulation of the financial industry. he gives banksters less and less oversight and freedom to steal in a legal manner. he gave corporations the upper hand against workers who want to organize for collective bargaining.
scott garish is so powerful no one wants to run against him. rothman jumped to another district against a perceived weaker candidate, pascrell.

i dont know any of these folks. i dont think any of them have my best interests at hand. soc. sec, unemp, taxation, it’s all against me in favor of the big boyz who already have money.

i have to work with rabble in the trenches while we fight each other. this must be exactly what they want. we fight for scraps and they get all the good stuff.

uhmerika is a sick, sick nation.

whackos in the work place

i work with a fellow who is a bully. by hiz own admission to me he smokes pot, weed. this is neither here or there. i used to smoke pot myself. maybe he is using other self medication of the illegal variety. it sure is giving him mood swings.

the bully part is hiz NY in yur face attitude. he jokes and jabs and makes snide remarks. but heaven forbid you do the same to him! he tells me how i deserve low wages. hiz work doesnt compare to mine. he comes in hours late and leaves early.

he freaked out on a coworker who wuz joking with him. then the next day he confronts myself. he sez we have to limit our interacting to just business. but i know hiz art and craft. in a few days he will be buddy-buddy and shaking hands and all slaps on the back. nope. not this time. got to cut dat sukkah off.

i wood go find a new job but any other job would have the same characters but wiff different faces. uhmerika is a sick, sick nation. OH! brave new world with such people in it!

i will hold this coworker to hiz limited interaction. he aint kosher. he is full of bullshit.

i have another coworker who insists on telling me all hiz shady deals and the justifications he uses. “well, the big boyz are getting over, the president, the gen-rals, the banksters, why not me?”

he is over weight, mentally challenged and getting on in years but he thinks he has “swag”, NOT!

who are these people? where do they come from? why does uhmerikan culture produce so many?

me brutha, papa smokes, is one of legion. my fellow coworkers are members of the same hoard.

my boss tells me to hurry up and get the stuff out. “it’s all good” he sez. but when things come back from the customers it’s all, “how can this happen? what’s the matter with you guys?” isnt my boss part of the problem? hiz zeal and zest for profits over quality biting him in the ass as much as it is annoying me.

uhmerika is dead, it just doesnt know it yet. pretty soon some other country is gonna stick a fork in our ass and turn us over. we is done.

to scott garrish,DC rep

what an difficult task it is, indeed, to be an uhmerikan! i rant at the elected buffoons in washington. they are in their own reality field which has nothing to do with me. i write anyway and here is my latest for march 8, 2012. 

thanx to people such as yourself i live in a police state. you voted YEA on the The Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011 which repeals our right to peacefully assemble and petition the government with our grievances. In fact it is now illegal to assemble in front of Congress if even one member might be inside!

WTF!

i am voting for ron paul. and when you come up for election i am voting for 3rd party. i read in the record that rabbis are telling jews to unregister as republicans and switch to democrats to vote in primary for rothman against pascrell. i am certainly not voting for rothman. the problem is youse are all strangers. i dont know you although i know of you. you voted to make it harder for workers to unionize handing the advantage to corporations.

why? was it god? did you search your soul and think that is what people in your district want? you voted to cut unem benefits and cut soc sec.

so, what’s up with heroin interdiction in your district? no one should be able to buy heroin at any price. all of it should be taken out of the community. young kids shouldnt be able to drive down from west milford to paterson to buy heroin. but they do. that is because heroin is allowed into your district from the highest levels.

i know a guy at work named joe who just got a $1.00 and hour wage increase. he spends his time behinfd a plastic curtain in a dust filled environment. it is aluminum dust which is toxic to people. he breathes it all day. he is now making $13/hr. he is in his 40′s, a grown man. another guy i work with, ed is my age in his 50′s. he is making TEN BUCKS AN HOUR! another fellow, gilbert makes 12 bucks an hour. one guy named franklin makes $13 bucks an hour. the owner, through his management team, beats on us all. more work! MORE WORK!

the owner drives a collector’s yaller vette and a brand spanking new chevy volt. he sends hiz wife to florida. he takes his family on vacation to cancun or somewhere in central uhmerika. we all drive crappy old clunkers. we work hard just to stay above poverty. all i hear is , “you aint done yet?” what’s taking so long?” what went wrong?” “hurry up!” if i aint doing 3 things at once i am some sort of a heel. you got paid medical coverage for life. i have a $2,500 deductible. i went to the doctor last year. the insurance wouldnt allow a copay. all fees to my primary care physician are part of the deductible.

i used part of my income tax refund to pay off my sears citibank credit card. i called up to close the account. so now they want to give me 7.9% for a year. then back to 17% plus prime. but citbank paid a $100 million fine for it’s part in the mortgage scandal. citbank got $100 billion in quantitative easing an probably more. people who make $100,000 or more per year set the minimum wage. what a joke!

you dont look out for me. you are doing a vey poor substandard job. the only reason you are in office is because elections are rigged. another reason is the voting public is totally uninformed and/or jaundiced. i know! maybe world war three will fix everything. so when are we gonna bomb iran? $5 a gaz-o-leen, that’s the ticket! yur doing a heck of a job there, scottie!

winter of discontent

so europe is having a harsh winter, what we in new jerky wood call business as usual. why? well, let me mention deep water horizon. the BP incident spilled untold amounts of crude oil into the gulf of mexico. then BP dumped untold amounts of dispersent. i read many times, even years ago that the gulf stream current allows europe to have mild weather.

when the gulf stream stops, warm air doesnt reach europe. it is  fitting karma that although BP has reaped obscene profits it has delivered havoc to europe. it could be an unrealted event as MSM and corporate shills and trolls wood have one believe. i say the spill of untold amounts of crude oil and the application of unknown amounts of dispereent have stopped the gulf stream current and europe is now freezing.

this is how bad corporations are. people who profit from corporations say there is no evidence to support the notion that untold amounts of crude oil and dispersents have stopped the the gulf stream current. they point to the billions of dollars of profit. that makes it ok.

i submit to you that TSHHTF. add in the reactor meltdown in japan and it’s pretty much over. western civilization is dead. it just doesnt know it yet. there is still time for evil men to make a profit off the dying. “the lords of the last”  i calls them.

fill yur belly with good things, hold yur lover in yur arms, this too is the lot of men. prepare yurself for a great suffering. even the rich and powerful will be bought low when money will no longer buy respect.

i predict that bill gates will be murdered. i predict that ben  bernanke will be murdered. i predict that all of the powerful elite will be strung up by their testicles.

call it a premonition, if you will. i seem to visualize it in my mind. i am very intuitive about such things. but like all true seers my wordz will be ignored. why? there is money to be made. imagine that you can make a buck for everyone who dies. well, woodnt you make sure lots of folks died? yes, you wood, you lying sack of shit.

the corrupt elite think that by sending many souls before them the maker of all things wont notice their transgressions. the corrupt elite think by hoarding riches in this world they can stave off judgment in the next.

DARPA is evil! down with DARPA!

i’m part of the problem and so are you.

POTUS JAN 21, 2012

i picked other SUBJECT IN THE PULL DOWN MENU because i really meant all of the above. it must be said, you are a one termer. you took bad advice from evil people. this means you are either as evil as them, a dupe or a moron.
case in point is the solar power manufacturer that 500 million dollars and went bankrupt. what you should have done is sent out vouchers to everyone one in the usa for $25,000 to install 5kw panels on rooftops. then let the market sort it out. now you look like a crook enabler. and you done it again with some other company that isnt even in the usa!

what about the f-35 figher? cost of program is expected to reach ONE TRILLION DOLLARS! but the plane cant fly in rain. electronic=s fail and plane crashes. if the u.s. goobermint is spending untold trillions on defence how come i have such a low payong job? the outfit that emoloys me subcontracts to a defence contractor. i should be making double what i am now. there should be full employment with that sort of spending. but what is happening is the big boyz are hoarding all that money for themselves. you and them think the people are stupid. i often think so. there actually people who will vote the following idiots, romney, santorum, perry and NEWT GRINGRICH?!?!?!
WTF! well, here are misguided folks who would give you a second chance even after the uhmerikan detention act and the kill the internet for big business proposal.
well, iut seems we have achieved equality in uhmerika. because a black man can mess things up being president as much as a white man.
i am voting for ron paul. ralph nader and jesse ventura both endorsed him and i say there’s nothing better. look at the heels and scoundrels that endorse you! forget about it!

“F” them all!

300 hundred million pipples in the us of a and the ratpublikans come up with romney. well, fuck him. the ratpublikans come up with santorum. well, fuck him. the ratpublikans come up with perry. well, fuck him. the ratpublikans come up with newt gingrich?!?!?!? well…FUCK HIM!

i think i has to vote for ron paul. two uhmerikans i admire sed to vote for ron paul. one is ralph nader. i voted for him 3 times. the second is jesse ventura. that is as good an endorsement as any man can get. fuck the rest o’ dem bastids!

i also admire jimmy carter. i thought i’d just mention dat soes youse nose how “f-ed” up i is. but i tell you dis. uhmerika is more “f-ed” up den i is, bro.

obama is a heel, an idiot and a moron, not to mention a tool of the elite.it’s got nuthin to do wiff hiz bean a black pussin. iffen he wuz white i wood call it dee same. idiot is as idiot duz.

my mam wood call obama a “knicker”. i posit to youse, dear readers that romney is a “knicker”. i posit to you gentle reader that perry isa “knicker”. i post to you, gentle reader that santorum is a “knicker”. i posit to you that newt gingrich is a “knicker”.

ax yurself iffen a white pussin wood act dat way. i sez no.  each and everyone o’ dem wood sell you an me down dee ribber to put an extra penny in der pocket of hiz self or frendz.

all o’ dem is strangers to me. i knowz dem only by wut i see on youtube.  well, i like ron paul’s mess-age dee bess.

p.s.

DARPA is evil!!! they forgot my proper cut of the trillions of dough  larz pentagon bud-got. “F” dem also.

upchuck revisited

back in december of 2007 the COO of this multi billion dollar medical implant manufacturer had the company christmas party in the caf. it wuz buffet style. he gave us a rah-rah speech. at the end of the speech he sed, “who wants 50 bucks for christmas bonus?”.  so we ate our buffet and got 50 bucks. in october of 2008 he pulled his golden parachute. a big investment firm bought him and all the other principals out. i red the prospectus. upchuck left with 33 million dollars in cash and free cobra and a bunch of other perks.

consider, a fellow who knew he wuz getting 33 million dollars hands out 50 bucks to the slaves who made the products that enabled his 33 million. upchuck wuz in the middle spread of all the others bought out. two got over 100 million dollars, that is $100,000,000! some got tens of millions, some got millions a few “only” got hundreds of thousands. all told it cost the investment group somewhat over a half billion dollars.

i got totally sick of management and bailed to a different employment. the last i wuz there the company wuz having some products made in china. i tried to discuss that with my fellow  employees. consensus wuz that “the FDA wouldnt allow it”. HAH-HAH!

just so happens today i met a ex fellow employee while shopping. idle chit chat revealed that the manufacturing facility is shutting down completely in april of 2012. the investment group decided to have everything made in china.

this company threatened the state i live in with shutting the plant down if they didnt get tax concessions. originally they were to move manufacturing to the home state some 1500 miles away. my state caved in. but now it’s all history and china gets the manufacturing jobs.

i briefly  asked about some other people i worked with. most had found new jobs. some rather far away “but more money”. this fellow sed his last day wuz a few days later and he had new employ. he sed he wuz there 14 years.

upchuck gets 33 million and everyone else has to lose seniority and scramble for work. i bet the workers didnt get nowhere as generous a separation package.  i bet lots of folks had to take a cut in pay. my current boss with all hiz faults gave us last year a week’s pay as a christmas bonus. cant say yet if it will happen this year. but my current employment  aint no billion dollar a year concern neither.

upchuck spent $350,000 “upgrading” the lobby so clients thought it wuz a cool company. lots good it did seeing howz the company is vacating the premises.  a scam and a sham. talk about yur 1%’ers!