bring it awn

some dumbass ex president of uhmerika sed dat when he engaged war wiff a country he knew hiz military could defeat. the reason they went to war? dat other country wanted to sell oil for gold instead of dollars.

so now russia sez, “Russia is the only country in the world that is realistically capable of turning the United States into radioactive ash”. wow. let’s see if president O!bama sez, “bring it awn”. he jest might all those muckitty-mucks have secret bat caves to hide in while the citizens get turned into radioactive ash. i wish some honorable LGBT diplomat would step forward and lead the world on the path to peace and prosperity.

LGBT are better than anyone else at everything. so here is where we find dat out but by the time hillary becomes president we will all be dead.

so what is more important?  that mick jagger’s girlfriend hung herself with a designer scarf or that russia can turn uhmerika into a sci-fi movie? maybe there will be zombies? maybe there will be one family left to fight the hordes. then mutant apes will take over the earth. oh-oh! what a minnit that already happened. we are the mutant apes. MONKEY SPHERE!

what if television presenter Dmitry Kiselyov was told to say that  on his weekly current affairs show by skynet? KILL ALL HUMANS!


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