tom cook comes out market goes up!

tom cook of apple came out gay and the market went up. i suggest that other CEO’s proclaim their gayness and let us enter into a new age of prosperity for rich LGBT’s.

us straights can remain poor and down trodden.

russia took down a sculpture of an iphone honoring steve jobs. “In Russia, gay propaganda and other sexual perversions among minors are prohibited by law,” ZEFS (a Russian group of companies that originally erected the statue) said, noting that the memorial had been “in an area of direct access for young students and scholars”. “After Apple CEO Tim Cook publicly called for sodomy, the monument was taken down to abide to the Russian federal law protecting children from information promoting denial of traditional family values.”

we all know that richard branson of of virgin galactic is definitely not gay. he must be straight or a virgin. if only space flight wuz controlled by the LGBT community.

as a straight feller i am willing to kick back and let LGBT’s do all the hard work of plunging us all into a glittering future.

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