why uhmerika is fucked

why? mike judge made a cult movie called idiocracy. it presented a far off future where uhmerika wuz dumbed down by corporations. this time is now. BEHOLD!

“Coca-Cola is working with fitness and nutrition experts who suggest its soda as a treat at a time when the world’s biggest beverage maker is being blamed for helping to fuel obesity rates.

In February, several of the experts wrote online posts for American Heart Month, with each including a mini-can of Coke or soda as a snack idea. The pieces — which appeared on nutrition blogs and other sites including those of major newspapers — offer a window into the many ways food companies work behind the scenes to cast their products in a positive light, often with the help of third parties who are seen as trusted authorities.”

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/296404461.html

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i cant make this fucking shit up! we are doomed! soon, very soon, mother’s breast milk will be outlawed as unfit for human consumption. in that time only (ONLY) koo-koo cola will be allowed to be given to babies. children wont be able to enter skool or graduate or get a job unless they drink koo-koo cola. and you will. you all will. any one who does not will be labeled a terrorist.

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the fantom planet

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“Hypothetically if warp drive can become a science rather than fantasy would the rich that own Obama allow colonization of other worlds? For example, Space Puritans with King James Bible in hand be allowed to leave earth on the Starship Mayflower and start a new government far away from this Mad world? Or would they fear competition and not allow anyone to colonize other planets? ”

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3fer

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“The GOP leadership demonstrated their utter contempt for their own voters when they wound up supporting Obama’s executive amnesty for illegal aliens last week against the wishes of the overwhelming majority of the American people. It was obvious that McConnell and Boehner secretly approved the amnesty all along but they saw the illegal immigration issue as a way to seize power in the Congress, and they succeeded. The GOP establishment never had any intention of fighting “tooth and nail” against the amnesty plan as they promised during the campaign. It was all political theater. The GOP establishment like the idea of flooding America with cheap labor with little or no benefits.
For the GOP leadership, when it comes down to a contest between big business and wealthy donors versus the average American worker and voter, the average American worker and voter will get chucked under the bus every time. Don’t be fooled.”

“Until Republicans and Independents can get the message across that it is the DEMs anti-military stance that allows chaos to unfold around the world; that it is the DEM’s wage (minimum and union) hikes that lead to less American jobs; that it is the DEM’s tax policies that keep our cities in debt; that it is the DEM’s spending and subsequent tax hikes who make people poor, and poor people even poorer; that it is the DEM’s tax and education policies that are lowering our children’s test scores compared to the rest of the world, America will never again be the great country that it once was. There is nothing wrong with government provided health care if the employer doesn’t provide it. It’s in the methodology that needs to be corrected. As a capitalist country, employers should provide healthcare either directly, or indirectly with government oversight. No sick American’s lack of income should keep them from seeing a doctor or getting the medication they need.”

“When a company pays low wages and few benefits, the workers are forced to look for supplemental assistance. In fact Walmart, in the past, encouraged it’s employees to get food assistance and other benefits to make up for the slack. So, explain to me who the takers are, the companies that pay little and give few benefits to the workers or the workers who seek out benefits? Who actually is on welfare? It’s so easy to kick the little guy in America. Not one Republican, including Scott Walker, has the slightest idea how to increase wages in the blue collar and middle class, but they sure know how to cut wages and benefits. If fact, I detect a certain cheerful mean-spiritedness. Maybe (we’ve) got it all wrong, … People won’t automatically vote Democrat because they are on the take. Maybe they just don’t want to vote Republican because they believe mean people suck. It might be that simple. It has nothing to do with economics, it has everything to do with leaders who get their kicks out of throwing people under the bus and watching the action from posh suites, banquet halls, and luxury skyboxes. Yeah, I can see how people think we are like the Roman Empire in decline.

(why) haven’t (we) figured it out yet after all these years …. that the game is rigged against the average person?”

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obvious for 3-15-15

“When the laws of the land give unintended power to an educated public the King simply changes the laws.”

stuck on zero

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“GDP is a contrived number, supposedly representing the value of goods and services created by the economy. Remove all parasitical numbers from GDP- government, stock and bond flipping, insurance, real estate (mainly flipping existing assets) and GDP rapidly falls to your numbers.

Private sector employees ultimately carry the can for the rest of the economy and our bought-and-paid-for politicians don’t have a clue that that is the crux of the problem. You can’t have the off-shoring of all your productive jobs and have a real economy. It’s a slow death from the cancer of ignorance.

And the so-called “strength” of the USD is simply a reflection of the weakness of all other currencies.

Imagine an economy that is so strong that a 1/4% increase in the Fed rate brings the economy to it’s knees.”

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daylight shaving time

ben franklin thought up daylight shaving time. that is when you shave off time from the afternoon and put it on the morning. when “they” invent time travel i’m going back in time just to kill old ben and put a stop to this nonsense.

i am a night owl by inclination but i am forced to be an early bird.

i want to compromise. let’s advance the clocks  1/r hr and leave it at that. not stupid switching back and forth. there’s no DST in star trak TOS or TNG. case closed.

the real cause of this inhuman and illusionary time adjustment are shape shifting reptilians from sigma draconis. they are using directed dark energy beams to contaminate our precious bodily fluids. by disrupting our natural circadian rhythms the aliens are able to inject dark matter into our DNA and mutate us all into zombie slaves.

YO!

why i vote dumbocratic

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“WHY I VOTE DEMOCRAT . . .
1.) I didn’t go to Skool, I sold Crack and pimped out my 10 yr old sister instead
2.) I love Homosexual Sex
3.) I like to Murder unborn Babies
4.) I like to Burn Aborted Babies to produce Electricity, not Coal
5.) I think having Sex with Animals is OK!
6.) I think Muslims and Sharia Law are GREAT!
7.) I am a proud member of NAMBLA
8.) I think that only Black Gang members should be allowed to have Guns
9.) I want to destroy America
10.) I hate Energy Independence! I want to support the Mullahs
11.) I had Gay sex with Obama. He gives good head!
12.) I think Rachael Jeantel is a GENIUS!
13.) I want to deprive all Farmers of Water in order to save a Minnow
14.) We don’t have enough rules and regulations in America yet
15.) We should give special rights to foot fetishes and Necrophiliacs
16.) I have an IQ lower than my Shoe Size”

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