hex on krispy krisp

krispy krisp is the corpulent goobernator of the grape state of new jerky. some one should put a hex on krispy krisp. i think the exxon mobile settlement proves once and for all he is totally crooked. i suppose that makes him ideally suited to be president of the you knighted states of uhmerika.

i wish i had thought this up but i didnt. guest post:

“Our current branches of NJ government seem to be comprised of the governor, who breaks wind in an elevator, the legislative, who sniffs it and the judicial, who grades its flavor and pats the governor on his back in congratulations.”

this is provided as fair use for social commentary and anthropological study on important issues of our day.

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