so it begins—ZOMBIES!

i read lots of strange stuff in the news, not fake news but real news.
for instance:

“May 22, 1:33 PM EDT
Milwaukee man pronounced dead, then moves limbs
By GRETCHEN EHLKE
Associated Press
MILWAUKEE (AP) — A man was pronounced dead after collapsing at his Milwaukee apartment, but began to move his limbs as he was about to be taken to the morgue, authorities say….Paramedics from the Milwaukee Fire Department said Sancomb was “cold to the touch and in rigor,” and they did not attempt to resuscitate him, the report said….A transport team arrived to take the body to the morgue, but at about 3 p.m., Thomas Sancomb had “spontaneous respirations” and began moving his left arm and right leg, but no pulse was evident, Penn wrote. She summoned paramedics back to the apartment and called the family….Sancomb’s pulse returned and he was rushed to Columbia St. Mary’s Hospital in Milwaukee. His diagnosis at the hospital was redacted from the report. Hospital spokesman Evan Solochek said no information could be disclosed because of federal privacy laws.”

maybe the report is redacted becuz “they” dont want us to panic becuz of zombies! other reasons? mebbe he tuk a trip in the astral planes. slipped into another dimension. a quantum effect. is the mind independent of the body?

this is provided as fair use for social commentary and anthropological study on important issues of our day.

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