artificial splooge

YOSH!

it’s true it wuz all over the tubes a few dayz ago. couldnt surf into a news aggregation site without seeing a link, “artificial sperm created in lab!”

of course it is only mouse jizzum. but and a big BUTT,”they” are working on creating artificial human sperm.

this is where i slip into sci-fi. in the future capitalism will create artificial jizzum. why? there is money to be made! suppose they pay some one like george clooney to give them some cells to culture. they then start mass producing hiz splooge in big tanks, hundreds of thousands of gallons of george clooney man milk. think of all the kum whores and  fan boys who will buy quarts of dat to have wiff the morning fruit loops.

then there’s tiger woods, patrick stewart, derrek jeter, woody allen, johny depp, the pope, puff diddy, mick jagger, justin bee burr, justin timberlake, any one who played dr who, whitey bulger, leonardo decapitated,robert de nero, brian williams, david beckham, bruce jenner before the change, roaming polanski,the list iz endless.

imagine, once we have unlimited quantities of splooge we discover it is the perfect lubrication. instead of buying a quart of mob ill one you buy a quart of crispy crisp to put in yur tranny. not yur transvestite but yur transmission.

we just dont know. i say we dump lots of money into and see what happens. it’s the unknown. fuck mars, artificial splooge iz where it’s at.

YOSH!

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