wut if?

YOSH!
we live in a time line dat includes hitler and 9-11 and no flying cars nor a cure for cancer. no moon bases or trips to mars.

wut if dat olde tyme asshat ben franklin iz dee won we can blame becuz he invented daylight savings time? wut if we never had day light savings time? wut if we never had hitler? wut if we never had 9-11? wut if we do have flying cars and moon bases?

i say we go back in time and, say, make shore old ben gets electrocuted wiff dat kite, see?

we doan knead daylight savings time. rather dan changing back and forth wiff all dat disruption and disharmony we set the clocks ahead 30 minnits and leave it deer? datz wot i say.

read hiz autobiography and discover wot an asshole he wuz, iz, will be.

he didnt believe in vaccinations and a bunch of hiz kidz died. he aint gawd. heez just a man wiff an opinion.

wut if he never invented DLST and we never had trump and/or hillary?
i say itz worf a try.

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