DUMP ON TRUMP!

YOSH!
iz it wabbit season or duck season? NO! ITZ TRUMP SEASON!
damn every won iz lacing inter trump, hiz old lady and hiz kid.

now dat O!bama haint president i kan bad mouth him. he iz definately a knee grow and mebbe a knicker. hiz wife iz some sort of a primate.

wa-wa-wa? i kaint say dat? iz it becuz O!bama iz black?

i guess bean a rich old white dood makes you a target for disrespect. i’m a poor old white dood so i noze all about disrespect.

i lost respect for O!bama becuz of ACA and the individual mandate. fuck dat shit! the gold plan cost FIVE THOUSAND UHMERIKAN BUCKS! if you kan afford dat you doan get too much premium support.

duh bronze plan still costs 2500 box but big copays and deductibles. iffen you be dirt poor you get most of it back at tax time.

if you be working class white trash like myself you doan get much of nuttin.
i just paid the fine.

trump sez he wants to remove the individual mandate and fine. i iz all for dat. go trump go! fine wit me.

wen i wuz a young lad just starting out in private industry every factory, even mom & pop shops gave you a card after 3 months and you used it. large concerns had great plans dat didnt cost you nuttin. no copays!

little by little the big corps whittled away at dee benefit till now you pay
big bucks for nuttin.

my plan stinks. 2500/yr if you dont use it and 2500 deductible. yeah, itz got some basics but not much. catastrophic care it iz for when you get the big C.

my property taxes pay for teachers and cops and firemen to get great all encompassing medical insurance like every won used to get 35 yeerz ago.

when the assholes in wash,dc sed dey had to vote for ACA to see wutz in it i knew i wuz fucked.

why are premiums sky rocketing? why are carriers abandoning markets? why are co ops shutting down?

trump builds a wall, sounds good. too much immigration iz a bad thing. it iz. uhmerika kneadz a refractory period to absorb awl doze pipplz.

won language, yep count me in. all i heer iz broken english. it iz the inspiration for me blog.

press won to get out of my face. press too iffen you think i kair.
duh big boyz doan kair about chew. dey doan kair about chew.

donald trump doan kair about me and if hillary got in she wudnt kair about me.
anything good donald duz i iz for. anything stoopid he duz i iz agin.

dey aint cutting me in for a slice of dee pie and neither iz you. itz a smash and grab world.

FART!

lastly, TPTB kan ki$$ my airy a$$!

millennials earn 20 percent less than boomers

YOSH!
firstly, TPTB kan ki$$ my airy a$$!

why? becuz millennials earn 20 percent less than boomers. yeah, the same rich cock suckers dat doan kair about you are giving H1-B workerz uh big raise, $40k/yr from $60k/yr to $100k/yr but every won else haz to struggle by, DATZ WHY!

you doan get it. yur bean farked up dee a$$ and you enjoy it.

usaYESTERDAY reported about dee report anal eyes by dee young invincibles from
de fedz data. yeah, our goobermint tracks duh downward economic spiral of a generation and some how some won some wearz sez letz give H1-B workerz a big fat raise.

soundz legit.

FART!

lastly, TPTB kan ki$$ my airy a$$!

fake uhmerika grape again

YOSH!
firstly, TPTB kan ki$$ my airy a$$!

in order “to prevent” evil uhmerikan companies from hiring H1-B workers every won decided duh bestest thang will be to give doze immigrantz a big fat raise.
from $60,000/yr to (hold on ter yer hatz boyz n grrlz) ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR!

duh reason bean no race to duh bottom kap pil listik company will hire any of doze workers. you unnerstand diz iz a MINIMUM WAGE!

yet you kan reed in any commentz section of any site dat mentionz minimum wage how bad it iz.

amazon, lyft, uber, wal-mart, you name it. day haz legionz of trollz posting to sites how raising duh minimum wage iz bad, Bad, BAD!

but now H1-B workers are guaranteed 100,000 bigguns a yeer!
WTF?!?!?

who the fuck dreams up this $hit?

how about an ultra low quota on H1-B visas? might dat work?

why arnt our skoolz producing duh trained workerz we knead?

elon musk ox sez we live inna computer simulation. how do i hack dat proggy?

orion all in one

YOSH!
firstly, the TPTB kan ki$$ my airy a$$!

some time ago i bought an orion all-in-one astro cam. itz used hooked up to a telescope or stand alone wiff itz own lens.

i bought it to study meat eaters, that iz shooshtink stars. i left it in the box for a yeer. recently i opened it up and fooled around wiff it.

installing dee software on winderz sebben proved quite a chore. it kneaded a driver update and the newest bundled software.

the software iz kloogy and arcane. it duz work. i done did do time lapse of starz and intend to do much, much MORE!

however i found it to be suitable for erff type subjects. i love klawd time lapse and duh HW and SW are adaptable to dat end. it even came wiff a supplied “why dangle?” lens.

one can choose a very fast shutter speed such as one microsecond. the contrast and gamma are adjustable. white balance is semi automatic. a time stamp overlay iz a clickable option.

although the chip iz HD i down sample to 640×480 for youtube purposes.

the software saves uncompressed AVI format. a 2 minnit video iz 1.7 gig. to over come that i recode using freeware called “hand brake”.

hand brake tuk 45 seconds to recode 1.7 gig down to 19 mb mp4. sweeet!

heer iz a series of vid clips from january 8, 2017.

invest in splooge

YOSH!
firstly, TPTB kan ki$$ my airy a$$!

look around, see doze leetle childrenz bean pushed around? guess wut? dey wont be having sex with their fellow monkeys. oh, no! dey will be having sex wiff robotz dat look like monkeys. in fact deez kidz will think it iz gross and unsanitary to have sex wiff a fellow monkey. monkey robots will do it neater and quicker and more consistently den any other monkey.

DATA, the android robot from star trak TNG wuz anatomically correct. it haz ben alluded to dat some femail memberz of dee crew had sex wiff hiz member.

den deer is I, MUDD from TOS. think AI or blade runner or any other dystopian SF.

itz gonna happen. i suggest you invest in splooge. all those sex bots will need an ejaculate. a whole industry will develop around the manufacture and distribution of splooge products.

deer will be generic homogenized splooge, an amalgam of minimum requirements. den deer will be designer splooge and even hipster splooge not to mention craft splooge. then deer will be celebrity splooge.

certain guyz will become rich and famous becuz of duh demand form deer cum. deer will be man milk factories where guys will be hooked up to milk machines like cows are today and they will spend hours just shooting duh load.

duh lowest grade bean splooge from junkies and homeless people. synthetic splooge will abound also (made in great vats from GMO yeast). it will all come in small packets like toothpaste tubes.

splooge will be regulated by goobermint oversight. only specially licensed splooge handlers will be able to purchase splooge for the loading into sex bots. which means deer will be a strong black market for splooge products. splooge will be taxed and deer will be splooge shortages. warz will be fought to control the supply of splooge. you will be able to invest in splooge futures and make millions and even run for president.

splooge will be mandated by lawr to be only dispensed through the artificial penises of sex bots.

female sex botz will have special vaginal lube and the ability to supply milk from breasts on request. it will be milk plus, drencrum or velocet, which will sharpen you up or send you into the land.

there will be underground cults of meat to meaters who will be hunted down by duh sex poe lease and be denigrated in duh media.

others peer into the future, i sniff it out and from heer the future stinks.

SPLOOGE WILL BE YUUUGE!

thin blue line

YOSH!
firstly, TPTB kan ki$$ mu airy a$$!

i live in dee grape stake of new jerky. new jerky haz ben voted the #1 state to leave becuz taxes.

a few months ago i sawr certain towns painted a blue line in between the double yellow do not cross line down dee middle of dee street.

i red in newz paper dat it iz to honor cops. well, cops get great pay, medical coverage, a great pension and a license to kill. wut other honorz do dey knead?

i want some sort of publik display of recognition for dee tax payer. say, a sign on every street corner, in front of every skool, in front of every fire house, in front of every town hall saying, THANK YOU TAX PAYER!”.

duh feds put out a notice dat deer iz a list of regulations specifying standard road markings. itz even international. duh feds say remove the thin blue line. blue is reserved for handicapped parking areas.

i wish i had great pay and great medical coverage and great pension. i dont. i work in a stinking dirty factory. every job iz worthy of respect. we are all valuable contributing workers of society.

why are teachers, cops and doktorz worthy of perks? why pro sports and celeb actors? wut about dee rest of us footing dee bill for it all?

even folks flipping burgerz in fast food franchises shud be able to make a decent living. even folks fulfilling amazon purchases shud get a living wage. why are we saying honor diz but not dat?

FART!

trump getz dee boid

YOSH!
FIRSTLY, TPTB KAN KI$$ MY AIRY A$$!

WELL, TRUMP GOT HIZ CIA BRIEFING. HE SAT IN A MOVIE HOUSE AND DUH CIA SHOWED HIM THE ASSASSINATION OF JFK FROM DUH GRASSY KNOLL. DEY TOLD HIM DAT HAPPENS TO YOU IFFEN YOU DOAN PLAY BALL. O!BAMA SAWR DEE SAME MOVIE. DEY ALL DID. AND DAT IZ WHY DEE POTUS FUCKS YOU OVER.

THE GAME IZ RIGGED. YOU IZ OWNED. AND HILLARY WUD HAVE BEN SHOWN DEE SAME MOVIE. SHE PROBLEE SAWR DAT MOVIE WIFF HER HOSE BAND BILL WEN HE WUZ DEE POTUS. SHE WUZ GOAN TO FUCK YOU OVER DEE SAME AZ TRUMP OR ANY OTHER MODERN POTUS. IF VOTING MADE A DIFFERNCE DAY WUDNT LET YOU DO IT. IT DOAN MATTER WHO VOTES BUT WHO COUNTS DUH VOTES.

DUH PENIS MIGHTIER DAN DUH SWORD. GAMES WIFF OUR FRONTIERS, MONKEYS ON SPHERES.