invest in splooge

YOSH!
firstly, TPTB kan ki$$ my airy a$$!

look around, see doze leetle childrenz bean pushed around? guess wut? dey wont be having sex with their fellow monkeys. oh, no! dey will be having sex wiff robotz dat look like monkeys. in fact deez kidz will think it iz gross and unsanitary to have sex wiff a fellow monkey. monkey robots will do it neater and quicker and more consistently den any other monkey.

DATA, the android robot from star trak TNG wuz anatomically correct. it haz ben alluded to dat some femail memberz of dee crew had sex wiff hiz member.

den deer is I, MUDD from TOS. think AI or blade runner or any other dystopian SF.

itz gonna happen. i suggest you invest in splooge. all those sex bots will need an ejaculate. a whole industry will develop around the manufacture and distribution of splooge products.

deer will be generic homogenized splooge, an amalgam of minimum requirements. den deer will be designer splooge and even hipster splooge not to mention craft splooge. then deer will be celebrity splooge.

certain guyz will become rich and famous becuz of duh demand form deer cum. deer will be man milk factories where guys will be hooked up to milk machines like cows are today and they will spend hours just shooting duh load.

duh lowest grade bean splooge from junkies and homeless people. synthetic splooge will abound also (made in great vats from GMO yeast). it will all come in small packets like toothpaste tubes.

splooge will be regulated by goobermint oversight. only specially licensed splooge handlers will be able to purchase splooge for the loading into sex bots. which means deer will be a strong black market for splooge products. splooge will be taxed and deer will be splooge shortages. warz will be fought to control the supply of splooge. you will be able to invest in splooge futures and make millions and even run for president.

splooge will be mandated by lawr to be only dispensed through the artificial penises of sex bots.

female sex botz will have special vaginal lube and the ability to supply milk from breasts on request. it will be milk plus, drencrum or velocet, which will sharpen you up or send you into the land.

there will be underground cults of meat to meaters who will be hunted down by duh sex poe lease and be denigrated in duh media.

others peer into the future, i sniff it out and from heer the future stinks.

SPLOOGE WILL BE YUUUGE!

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