goan solar 1st day of autumn


i done did do brew coffee, cook oatmeal AND bake brade all free wiff me solar cart. PLUS i mowed dee lawn! wahhoo!

i’m hitting 100 usages witch meens my per event costs are dropping. iffen i spent five hunnerd box to cobble up a solar cart den i’m at 5 box a pop usage. itz probably more closer to 200 events (not keeping good records early)and i dare say next yeer diz time i’m goan to be about 300 events. 10 minnits brew, 15 minnits oatmeal, 1 hour bake brade and 45 minnits mow lawn. not shore how to amortize dat, simplest way iz by event.

i’m practisn fer the zombie ah pox eclipse. lucklishly i doan haz to worry about hoards of looters wanting to grab me stash.

the new lawn mower works well, enough…itz low noise and relatively lite weight. the rear wheels are close to the back cowling. when i pull dee lever to make the wheel height max i can actually walk it down steps without the back cowling catching. the grass in the backyard wuz about 4 inches in spots. i cud see the results of the mower. it didnt even choke or sorta stall. so i iz happy. the cowling iz all plastic and once it cracks, thatz it.

diz morning wuz heavy overcast. i drove to a famous department store to make a credit card payment. i kneeded water filters and this store iz actually very reasonable. i got a 4 pack for 16 bucks. duh local super market charges dat for a 3 pack. by purchasing two 4 packs and another brand of filters i almost saved the cost of gaz for dee trip.

when i returned home and rolled the solar carts out. the sky had brightened by then but mostly klawdee. by the time i ate breakfast and loaded up dee brade machine Shamash appeared in all hiz glory.

boffins at the weather headquarterz say dat sunday will be sunny. so i will roll dee cartz out again and weed whack and shrub trim and power blow duh perimeter all using solar power. sweet!


how to vote for president of you knighted skanks of uhmerika

it’s very easy really. in a nut shell, reduced to the essentials all you have to is vote for the biggest asshole. yup, dat’s it!

dont like assholes? no problemmo. just vote for the biggest clown or liar or crook or incompetent buffoon. it’s really very easy. the major media outlets will tell you who these assholes, clowns, liars, crooks and buffoons are and make it all look respectable. why you will feel just jim dandy pulling dat lever in the polling both. everyone likes smoke being blown up their butts.

are you looking for a person of integrity? a moral and just person? a public servant who wont sell you out? no can do. stay home and dont vote. the major media outlets will make you feel real good voting for people who represent the criminal banksters who are economically raping you.

one can walk around with portable electrically powered artificial illumination looking for an honest candidate but you wont find one.

this is uhmerika we are talking about. we have the best politicians money can buy. the trouble is someone else bought and paid for them. some one with an agenda that dont include me and youse.

and…the up side. iffen yur boy wins you got braggin wrights. leaf yur bumper stickler on for a yeer or two until EVERYONE realizes the president of the you knights skanks of uhmerika is just a big “F” king asshole. then you will take dat bumper stickler off yurself. ASSHOLE!

life hack feb 15

where i live, the grape state of new jerky, pigsack county, white milf, we iz getting clobbered wiff tons of snow and bitter cold. single digits, zero or minus for a week or so. it haz happened before and most likely happen again. still it aint “normal” what ever dat may be.

regular cold weather gloves are often inadequate. mebbe becuz one doesnt purchase special gloves for use on the world’s highest peak or at the south pole. a simple trick to help protect yur handz is just to put on disposable gloves first then regular gloves over that. i use the blue gloves but white latex will work just as well. make sure you get the right size. snug not sloppy or tight to be on comfortable.

the disposable glove is a vapor barrier. it blocks the effects of wind chill. it provieds extrs insulation effect of the type afforded by the scuba outfit. an added benefit is that the over gloves can be removed to fiddle with keys or some other device such as a camera and yur handz dont get frost bite.

today it wuz about 8 degrees up to 13 and now 8 degrees (F). i shoveled snow and then tuk an hour walk around my section of town to take some photos.

i had no discomfort or numbing of fingers or thumbs. however when i went inside and removed the disposable gloves my handz were soaked. i didnt notice this when out and about. the blue gloves seem some what sturdy compared to plain latex and i used the same pair twice and plan to use them again.

iffen you dont bleev me jest try it yurself. i’ll warrant you’ll use dis life hack every time.

i do not own or have investments in disposable glove sales or manufacturing.

trash talk

guest post:

“I have a small excavating company, my problem is I cannot compete with the bigger company’s to get help. You know the company’s , Anheuser bush, the pot grower , and the biggest one that gives their employees free transportation ,free food, free housing, free phones, yes that’s right my biggest competitor, the federal government . And the bad thing is they shake me down for 30% of my profits.
So ,I hear I can get workers from an other country to show up for work ,and work ? I will take them . No more hiring lazy ass white kids that show up with the music thumping and smoking weed ,or niggers that have rights. Thanks to the mom and dads you raised your sons to be fags.”

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danger time

guest post:

“After stealing everything we own that has any value, the 0.1 % of the population wants to exterminate 90% of us and enslave the rest.

Making a thesis statement from every historical, economic and political thing I’ve read in the last 25 years, their outline is:

manipulate us into unemployment

when the food riots begin, when bank windows are broken, that’s their excuse to take the gloves off, to have their uniformed thugs murder us in wholesale numbers.

Many who frequent this site can summarize what I said in your own words. If I’m even half right, what do I propose one can do about it?

Exceedingly few people have the personal wealth to buy their way out of the gathering difficulty. Voting one’s way out is futile. If elections changed anything they’d be illegal.

Make alliances with like-minded people. Hone your skills. Provide for life’s necessities.

If you want real change, be prepared to turn the state’s eagerness to do you violence upon them. Not by a frontal assault. They’d like that. Be smart about how, where and when.

It saddens me that people who make money off their (stolen from us) money, which in many cases does not even physically exist (derivatives) make out like fat rats while people who bust their humps every day to make real things suffer.

For the where and when, that’s up to you. But for the “who” targeting information, when the time comes, take a look at the Federal Reserve regional Boards of Directors and the blue chip corporate law firms. Their web sites. Sample client lists. Their banking practice. Their mergers and acquisition practice. Their administrative law practice. The people who can hire a law firm at $500 an hour when they look at us see … servants.

I’m not saying the corporate attorneys are one percenters themselves. A few may be. Most are well-compensated white collar working class. The point is, those money-center bank directors, hedge fund managers and venture capital people ARE one percenters themselves or are hirelings in their inner circle.

Another source for targeting information would be Ivy League websites and alumni publications. Not every Ivy Leaguer is a Wall Street shark. One is more likely to find the 0.1 % there than at a tractor pull.

The people oppressing us need to feel they, personally, are in danger. But they don’t know where or when. There have to be sanctions on them that they can’t buy their way out of. Or send a flunkey to fall on the sword in their place.

In case anyone has taken this exercise in free-association seriously, I am only expressing a melange of conclusions I have culled from years of paying attention. I have no SPECIFIC action in mind.

You tyrant suck ups have been gathering information on all of us for years. To eventually do something WITH the information. Well … you do it to us. Some of us are doing it to you. How do ya like it?”

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stick it to the man!

guest post:

” There’s always somebody willing to work cheaper.And before you know it, all manufacturing has moved to the country with the cheapest labor force.

My father always told me: never envy the guys driving porches, but the day you won’t see any driving the road anymore… that’s when you should panick.

I once had a marketing job and one day I forget to take the printout of my salary with me and my collegues saw it.I made a lot more money than all of them and they rebelled. And do you want to know the funny part?


None of those morons had the guts to ask for a raise but all of them had the guts to demand I would make less.Did I found that funny 🙂 Only idiots work for less. And that’s why they live in the sewers of society.

So if you know people who would work for less, UNKNOW these people ASAP!! They will only drag you down.

Hang out with the crowd that always wants more. People without ambition will never get what they expect to get for free. Those are the slackers who hate the world and wonder why they never get a shot in life.

Don’t hate the person who makes more money than you, just buy a mirror and look to the guy in front of and ask him what he can do to make more.”

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my “poisonable” fill oz o’fee

YO! me broz and sistahz! i haz smurfed the web for ages and ages and distilled western uhmerikan kull chur to it’s bearish essentials. (a hat tip to all and sundry)to witless:

THIS IS POSITIVELY THE GREATEST EXHIBITION EVER TO BE SHOWN!….be that as it may. this is a wicked(tm) profile, an industrialized form of storytelling.

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it’s difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine.

I do not need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

overlaying an organized structure on common stupidity.

I’m not especially paranoid and anybody who tells you different is probably just out to get me.

man worships an invisible god and destroys visible nature, unaware that this nature he’s destroying is the god he’s worshiping.

life is just a vicious circus (why am i behind the ape ball?).

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

No one is really a grown up. They just act old because they have to.

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific!

The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. YO!

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done…

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong.

Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from evil.

Money is the root of all wealth.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.

we are told we’re unimportant, we’re peripheral. ‘Get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that.’ And then you’re a player, you don’t want to even play in that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that’s being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.

To search expectantly for a radio signal from an extraterrestrial source is probably as culture-bound a presumption as to search the galaxy for a good Italian restaurant.

nothing is so easy to ignore as something that does not yield freely to understanding.

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.

Whether we are annihilated or attain in some strange way eternal life, to have loved is good.

The imagination is the goal of history. I see culture as an effort to literally realize our collective dreams.

Experiences are the chemicals of life with which the philosopher experiments.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

new rubbish dialogue reaches me every other day on wadges of pink paper – and none of it makes my character clear or even bearable.

Attention is like water. It flows. It’s liquid. You create channels to divert it, and you hope that it flows the right way.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were… But without it we go nowhere.

We live in a society absolutely dependent on science and technology and yet have cleverly arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology.

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out.

There are three classes of people: those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see.

The voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.

Time changes everything except something within us which is always surprised by change.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

The universe we seeing playing out in space and time may be just the surface level, where we float like little boats while leviathans stir in the deep.

Give me one free miracle and I will explain everything else.