goan solar 1st day of autumn

YOSH!

i done did do brew coffee, cook oatmeal AND bake brade all free wiff me solar cart. PLUS i mowed dee lawn! wahhoo!

i’m hitting 100 usages witch meens my per event costs are dropping. iffen i spent five hunnerd box to cobble up a solar cart den i’m at 5 box a pop usage. itz probably more closer to 200 events (not keeping good records early)and i dare say next yeer diz time i’m goan to be about 300 events. 10 minnits brew, 15 minnits oatmeal, 1 hour bake brade and 45 minnits mow lawn. not shore how to amortize dat, simplest way iz by event.

i’m practisn fer the zombie ah pox eclipse. lucklishly i doan haz to worry about hoards of looters wanting to grab me stash.

the new lawn mower works well, enough…itz low noise and relatively lite weight. the rear wheels are close to the back cowling. when i pull dee lever to make the wheel height max i can actually walk it down steps without the back cowling catching. the grass in the backyard wuz about 4 inches in spots. i cud see the results of the mower. it didnt even choke or sorta stall. so i iz happy. the cowling iz all plastic and once it cracks, thatz it.

diz morning wuz heavy overcast. i drove to a famous department store to make a credit card payment. i kneeded water filters and this store iz actually very reasonable. i got a 4 pack for 16 bucks. duh local super market charges dat for a 3 pack. by purchasing two 4 packs and another brand of filters i almost saved the cost of gaz for dee trip.

when i returned home and rolled the solar carts out. the sky had brightened by then but mostly klawdee. by the time i ate breakfast and loaded up dee brade machine Shamash appeared in all hiz glory.

boffins at the weather headquarterz say dat sunday will be sunny. so i will roll dee cartz out again and weed whack and shrub trim and power blow duh perimeter all using solar power. sweet!

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how to vote for president of you knighted skanks of uhmerika

it’s very easy really. in a nut shell, reduced to the essentials all you have to is vote for the biggest asshole. yup, dat’s it!

dont like assholes? no problemmo. just vote for the biggest clown or liar or crook or incompetent buffoon. it’s really very easy. the major media outlets will tell you who these assholes, clowns, liars, crooks and buffoons are and make it all look respectable. why you will feel just jim dandy pulling dat lever in the polling both. everyone likes smoke being blown up their butts.

are you looking for a person of integrity? a moral and just person? a public servant who wont sell you out? no can do. stay home and dont vote. the major media outlets will make you feel real good voting for people who represent the criminal banksters who are economically raping you.

one can walk around with portable electrically powered artificial illumination looking for an honest candidate but you wont find one.

this is uhmerika we are talking about. we have the best politicians money can buy. the trouble is someone else bought and paid for them. some one with an agenda that dont include me and youse.

and…the up side. iffen yur boy wins you got braggin wrights. leaf yur bumper stickler on for a yeer or two until EVERYONE realizes the president of the you knights skanks of uhmerika is just a big “F” king asshole. then you will take dat bumper stickler off yurself. ASSHOLE!

daylight shaving time

ben franklin thought up daylight shaving time. that is when you shave off time from the afternoon and put it on the morning. when “they” invent time travel i’m going back in time just to kill old ben and put a stop to this nonsense.

i am a night owl by inclination but i am forced to be an early bird.

i want to compromise. let’s advance the clocks  1/r hr and leave it at that. not stupid switching back and forth. there’s no DST in star trak TOS or TNG. case closed.

the real cause of this inhuman and illusionary time adjustment are shape shifting reptilians from sigma draconis. they are using directed dark energy beams to contaminate our precious bodily fluids. by disrupting our natural circadian rhythms the aliens are able to inject dark matter into our DNA and mutate us all into zombie slaves.

YO!

why i vote dumbocratic

guest post:

“WHY I VOTE DEMOCRAT . . .
1.) I didn’t go to Skool, I sold Crack and pimped out my 10 yr old sister instead
2.) I love Homosexual Sex
3.) I like to Murder unborn Babies
4.) I like to Burn Aborted Babies to produce Electricity, not Coal
5.) I think having Sex with Animals is OK!
6.) I think Muslims and Sharia Law are GREAT!
7.) I am a proud member of NAMBLA
8.) I think that only Black Gang members should be allowed to have Guns
9.) I want to destroy America
10.) I hate Energy Independence! I want to support the Mullahs
11.) I had Gay sex with Obama. He gives good head!
12.) I think Rachael Jeantel is a GENIUS!
13.) I want to deprive all Farmers of Water in order to save a Minnow
14.) We don’t have enough rules and regulations in America yet
15.) We should give special rights to foot fetishes and Necrophiliacs
16.) I have an IQ lower than my Shoe Size”

this is provided as fair use for social commentary and anthropological study on important issues of our day.

politically incorrect

” In the GOP 2 wrongs always make a right winger.”(inside uhmerikan joke)

hex on krispy krisp

krispy krisp is the corpulent goobernator of the grape state of new jerky. some one should put a hex on krispy krisp. i think the exxon mobile settlement proves once and for all he is totally crooked. i suppose that makes him ideally suited to be president of the you knighted states of uhmerika.

i wish i had thought this up but i didnt. guest post:

“Our current branches of NJ government seem to be comprised of the governor, who breaks wind in an elevator, the legislative, who sniffs it and the judicial, who grades its flavor and pats the governor on his back in congratulations.”

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AT tommik winter

karl say gone, the famous astronomer of the original cosmos series, teamed with some russian scientist (natcherly, karl bean of russian heritage) was the first to popularize the notion of AT tommik winter.

AT tommik winter is the principle of countries engaging in exchange of AT tommik weapons. these weapons explode and raise lots of dust and create massive fires which produce soot which “could” make the atmosphere less transparent to solar rays. this would make the surface of the earth cool. the soot would act as starter points for snow flakes. there would be massive snow falls and an ice age. no one would win an AT tommik war.

so why mention all this? becuz of the harsh and unrelenting winter uhmerika is suffering through 20145-2015. how do “we” know dat our insane leaders (mind controlled by reptilian aliens) havent launched an AT tommik attack?

i read of many earth quakes in the middle east. drop a lot of bombs in the dessert to destroy and contaminate “our” enemies. then we have the perfect conditions for AT tommik winter.

i suspect we can have conventional war winter. just drop lots of weapons that pulverize and burn things and we end up with the same results.

lots of volcanoes erupting. mebbe mum earth is trying to get rid of us.

the real cause is dark matter.