trappist-1 sci fi

i write dis way becuz im trying to supress my whiteness. let us explore jive.

boffins jive all dee time. case in point the trappist-1 star system “only 39 lite yeerz away!”.

now deez boffins concluded true new anal lie sys dat life is 1000 times more likely to spread true asteroids den in our solar system. by studying 3 pixels of lite dey determined diz.

deer are methods such as timing the rise and fall of lite of the star to guess how many planets my be deer. i wanna know if boffins can determine how many asteroids are flitting around “only 39 lite yeerz away!”.

trappist-1 iz a red dwarf. i hope dat aint racist. i mean wut if you are a short communist? can you get insulted by such hate speech?

red drwaves have low heet and lite output so planets must be close in to be in duh goldilocks zone where water iz liquid. but…at dat close and doze type of stars shoot out giant flares and gamma rays which sort of sterilize any planets in dart zone. boffins admit to doze fakz. one cannot say dat a red dwarf haz a goldilocks zone for life. deez same boffins even admitted dat flares and ionizing radiation will strip urph sized planets of atmosphere and water in under ONE BILLION yeerz.

more false news. but den boffins need funding to anal eyes data.

all i am saying iz dat mebbe deer are better candidates den trappist-1. alpha centuria iz very unlikely to host life az we know it. wrong type of stars and planetary orbits.

i have nuttin agin searching i jest doan like duh sensational story telling peddled az trute. i like sci fi and why not some won write a trsppist-1 novel with horny green women? yesh?

i bet dat donald trump iz behind diz…or mebbe hillary. isis?

urph 1: trappist monk 0

if you don accept my writing den you be racist. moran likely rich and white.
but lessus put dat aside.

boffins admit dat the trappist star system problee haz NO urph like planets and moran likely non wiff life. duh only thing urph like about dem is der sizes.

duh boffins admit dey jest wanted to hype duh discovery. the most powerful telescope invented by man shows trappist as an array of 3 pixels.

seems doze images making duh rounds on dee inner tubes wuz just fan art, or as boffins say “artist’s conception”. dat iz boffin speak for bullshit or as we say today fake news.

all the reports were using terms such as “only 39 lite yeerz away” sort of like saying “granma iz a 2 hour drive”. FART! we aint goan to trappist and our chillenz chillenz chillenz aint goan to trappist.

boffins have to maintain deer lifestyle of goan to swank conferences to get funding for more swank conferences so dey…um…embellish fakz a leetle bit.

until new horizon got to pluto no one, not even the black karl saygon, neil degassed tyson hadnt a duke of an idear about anything about pluto. pluto wuz a few pixels or a wave form of some spectrographic lines dat we kud infer from.

did i say black? i meant dark like in dark matter or dark energy.yup datz it. neil degassed tyson is dark. aint deer things we kaint see about him? like hiz soul? things dat doan add up? dark matter iz all around us so we can safely call tyson dark. he sez so hiz self. regular matter makes up 10% and dee rest iz dark. itz clumped around all of us all dee time. it aint some thing far away at dee edge of duh galaxy.

life’s dirt sticks to us all.

mistree of kozmik rayz

boffins like you to think dey know everything. urph like planets orbiting a star 40 lite yeerz away have life!

den the very next day dey say dey doan know weer kozmik rayz come from. itz a big mistree. observed events doan fit in wiff deer thought model. not enuf dork matter i spek.

and wut of fusion power? mebbe doze boffins havent a duke of an ideer wutz goan down.

wutz the difference between dork matter and pixie dust?

x-rayz used to be dork energy but just turned out to be undetected electro magnetic radiation.

maybe itz duh mistree of continuing funding,hey?

trappist monks-1, earth-zero!

the new internet meme is trappist-1. boffins say dat dis star haz 5 “earth like palnets” and 2 of them are in the goldilocks zone”.

i sawr a pik chure of trappist-1 with sunspots and 5 planets with oceans and klawdz and continents.
all doze boffins got iz data dat haz to be anal eyez and evaluated. no flyby probes no direct imaging just spectrographic data.
did i mention trappist-1 is forty light yeerz away? FORTY FRIKKEN LIGHT YEERZ!
in the “real media” they consider dat nearby. hah-hah! haint it kwere dat dey know more about duh trappist-1 system den dey knew about pluto befoe new horizons got deer? pluto used to be a pixel in the biggest skoapz and dee best spectrographic data didnt reveal nuttin dat new horizon showed and now we are to beleev wut all doze boffins tell us.
dey be yankin yur crank for more funding.
deez boffins say life iz deer and we shud rush out and meat dem.
marz which iz a bahzillion times closer and duh jury iz still out….
shudnt we go to europa or titan first befoe running out to trappist-1?
just axing. aint we gotz lotz to do on dee monkey sphere befoe we start stumbling around the universe?
besides, why go wen you can watch reruns of deep space 9 on youtube? get reel pipplz!
doan we havter get true trumpz first term first? wut of climate change? terrorjizzum?
we shud wait until the stock market hits 30,000. we shud only go until we destroy the earth and all itz species.
elon musk ox aint goan, no sir! he iz dee smartest man on earth by virtue of all doze dollarz he haz. he wantz to go to marz. do you want to go against elon musk ox? i think not.
wood you rather we go to trappist-1 or get a new smart ass phone in 6 months. you kaint do both, not enough resources.

correct sin tax iz racist

i red in dee fake nuz dat using correct spelling and sin tax iz RACIST!
only evil white pipl speak english correctly.

dat makes me unracist. HOO-RAY! i’m still an evil white pussin and i am old and male. if only i haz lotz o monee.

rich evil white old men want to bring back mastodons so dey can hunt and kill dem. fake nuz?

an @tommik reactor in france caught fire a few eeks ago and now special “snifter” planes indicate dat europe is enveloped in radioactive iodine cloud.
dont worry it aint as bad az chernobyl or fukishima. blame russia.

double you double you three for you and me.

CRISPER gene editing. damn wen are we goan ter stop fucking around wiff nay chure? fake nuz?

oh, all dee beez iz dying so we just manufacture mechanical drone beez to take deer place. fake nuz?

donald trump never shook hands wiff a robot. time for impeachement.

that which makes uhmerika GRAPE!


it bee duh CEO or TPTB.
“Our CEO fits this mold perfectly: 6’2, square-jawed former athlete with glasses. Year one strategy was “let’s do something we’ve already tried and failed at and don’t need.” Year two was “let’s rename year one’s strategy.”

His car allowance equals my salary.”





“Right up there with getting a copy or seeing a posted memo of how as a company “we” failed to meet our expectations and will need to tighten our belts and not to expect any bonuses or raises and then reading about the ceo and board getting bonuses that are 4 or 5 times my yearly salary. ”


“Year Three Strategy: Do something wildly irresponsible when considering long-term profitability/stability of the company that shows a strong uptick for a few months. Use this small uptick to show “demonstrable positive institutional leadership results” to gain similar position at company in different sector for increase in salary, benefits and car allowance.”


“This is by design. CEOs and upper management are not paid for the work they do…they don’t do work, unless you count golf and drinking. They are paid as an incentive for you to work harder. tournament theory has been the prevailing wage/incentive theory in US corporations for decades. See if you just work harder you may get promoted up the ranks to join them at low work for high pay (the dirty secret is unless you were born into the club, you will not ascend ot those ranks.). This is done to keep idiots with strong work ethics working 60+ hours a week for free.”


“CEOs are a lot like NFL coaches. Sure, maybe a couple of them are actually useful, but the vast majority are paid well so that they can be fired when the team/company performs poorly, in order to appease fans/share-holders and convince them that the ownership is committed to making changes in order to succeed.”

A Day Without Immigruntz

i thought dat today deer wud be no won about becuz dee immigruntz wud be off protesting summerz.

wen i go to work all duh immigruntz were deer. only one guy out.

it mustah ben a big sea krett becuz i only herd about it on the radio driving to work today. it wuz in the local on line rag too. not yesterday or last week or a month ago but today.

the effect wuz supposed to show how uhmerikan society wud be paralyzed iffen no immigruntz went to work. sounds like a strike to me.

i ben told over and over how unions are bad for white guys. why iz an organized labor stoppage ok for immigruntz? just axing.

i red duh comments on duh on line are tea kull. one wag sed dat if you really want to paralyze society den deer shud be a day without white guys. HAH!

lookie heer, i iz a white guy. i get duh message. i shud die a violent death at dee hands of immigruntz.

it looks like dee town hall haz ben doing dat for az long az i kan remember judging the lack of proper snow removal and pot hole filling. i pay property taxes and get very little back for it. a day wiffout goobermint? NAY! a lifetime wiffout goobermint.

if all deez immigruntz formed snow removal battalions den i wud be more inclined to champion dem. wen dey get in yur face and demand yur death den not so much.

wutz dee diff between a grunt (working class stiff) and an immigrunt? nor much, both bean O!pressed by dee man and exploited. itz just dat immigruntz are willing to do it cheaper.

itz just like joey sez in shane, “there’s too many”. too much of anything iz bad, even immigration.

why duz TPTB want immigration? becuz immigruntz mostly kum heer wiff just dee klothz on deer bakz. dey haz to by microwave ovens and more klothz and furn a chure and karz and everything else. datz why.

and wut of the environment? duz uhmerika want 600 million residents?

i ax you…is trump a punk? iz hillary a punk? iz O!bama a punk? duz dee answer depend on yur political views? wut if trump iz a punk? i think he iz. but so iz hillary and so iz O!bama. dey all punks and day gonna punk us, punk us hard and nasty.