how to vote for president of you knighted skanks of uhmerika

it’s very easy really. in a nut shell, reduced to the essentials all you have to is vote for the biggest asshole. yup, dat’s it!

dont like assholes? no problemmo. just vote for the biggest clown or liar or crook or incompetent buffoon. it’s really very easy. the major media outlets will tell you who these assholes, clowns, liars, crooks and buffoons are and make it all look respectable. why you will feel just jim dandy pulling dat lever in the polling both. everyone likes smoke being blown up their butts.

are you looking for a person of integrity? a moral and just person? a public servant who wont sell you out? no can do. stay home and dont vote. the major media outlets will make you feel real good voting for people who represent the criminal banksters who are economically raping you.

one can walk around with portable electrically powered artificial illumination looking for an honest candidate but you wont find one.

this is uhmerika we are talking about. we have the best politicians money can buy. the trouble is someone else bought and paid for them. some one with an agenda that dont include me and youse.

and…the up side. iffen yur boy wins you got braggin wrights. leaf yur bumper stickler on for a yeer or two until EVERYONE realizes the president of the you knights skanks of uhmerika is just a big “F” king asshole. then you will take dat bumper stickler off yurself. ASSHOLE!

daylight shaving time

ben franklin thought up daylight shaving time. that is when you shave off time from the afternoon and put it on the morning. when “they” invent time travel i’m going back in time just to kill old ben and put a stop to this nonsense.

i am a night owl by inclination but i am forced to be an early bird.

i want to compromise. let’s advance the clocks  1/r hr and leave it at that. not stupid switching back and forth. there’s no DST in star trak TOS or TNG. case closed.

the real cause of this inhuman and illusionary time adjustment are shape shifting reptilians from sigma draconis. they are using directed dark energy beams to contaminate our precious bodily fluids. by disrupting our natural circadian rhythms the aliens are able to inject dark matter into our DNA and mutate us all into zombie slaves.

YO!

why i vote dumbocratic

guest post:

“WHY I VOTE DEMOCRAT . . .
1.) I didn’t go to Skool, I sold Crack and pimped out my 10 yr old sister instead
2.) I love Homosexual Sex
3.) I like to Murder unborn Babies
4.) I like to Burn Aborted Babies to produce Electricity, not Coal
5.) I think having Sex with Animals is OK!
6.) I think Muslims and Sharia Law are GREAT!
7.) I am a proud member of NAMBLA
8.) I think that only Black Gang members should be allowed to have Guns
9.) I want to destroy America
10.) I hate Energy Independence! I want to support the Mullahs
11.) I had Gay sex with Obama. He gives good head!
12.) I think Rachael Jeantel is a GENIUS!
13.) I want to deprive all Farmers of Water in order to save a Minnow
14.) We don’t have enough rules and regulations in America yet
15.) We should give special rights to foot fetishes and Necrophiliacs
16.) I have an IQ lower than my Shoe Size”

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hex on krispy krisp

krispy krisp is the corpulent goobernator of the grape state of new jerky. some one should put a hex on krispy krisp. i think the exxon mobile settlement proves once and for all he is totally crooked. i suppose that makes him ideally suited to be president of the you knighted states of uhmerika.

i wish i had thought this up but i didnt. guest post:

“Our current branches of NJ government seem to be comprised of the governor, who breaks wind in an elevator, the legislative, who sniffs it and the judicial, who grades its flavor and pats the governor on his back in congratulations.”

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AT tommik winter

karl say gone, the famous astronomer of the original cosmos series, teamed with some russian scientist (natcherly, karl bean of russian heritage) was the first to popularize the notion of AT tommik winter.

AT tommik winter is the principle of countries engaging in exchange of AT tommik weapons. these weapons explode and raise lots of dust and create massive fires which produce soot which “could” make the atmosphere less transparent to solar rays. this would make the surface of the earth cool. the soot would act as starter points for snow flakes. there would be massive snow falls and an ice age. no one would win an AT tommik war.

so why mention all this? becuz of the harsh and unrelenting winter uhmerika is suffering through 20145-2015. how do “we” know dat our insane leaders (mind controlled by reptilian aliens) havent launched an AT tommik attack?

i read of many earth quakes in the middle east. drop a lot of bombs in the dessert to destroy and contaminate “our” enemies. then we have the perfect conditions for AT tommik winter.

i suspect we can have conventional war winter. just drop lots of weapons that pulverize and burn things and we end up with the same results.

lots of volcanoes erupting. mebbe mum earth is trying to get rid of us.

the real cause is dark matter.

 

more robots less people even in china!

http://www.itworld.com/article/2890034/foxconn-expects-robots-to-take-over-more-factory-work.html

“The electronics industry may still be reliant on human workers to assemble products, but Apple supplier Foxconn Technology Group is hopeful that robots will take over more of the workload soon.

In three years, Foxconn will probably use robots and automation to complete 70 percent of its assembly line work, said company CEO Terry Gou on Thursday in news footage circulated online.”

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yeah..what are people goan to do if no payng jobs? everything free and life of leisure? sign me up. extreme privilege for some and grinding poverty for most? count me out. exactly how is apple to continue making billions of dollars selling products to folks who aint got jobs and income? exactly how is capitalism to expand and grow when all human labor is obsolete? just asking.

i realize that most folks work becuz they has to not becuz they want to. i want to be an astronomer and study the heavens but i work in a dirty filthy factory to pay my bills. if all this robotics allows for citizen scientists to spend time doing what they love instead of what they hate, count me in.

20 yr old mil weather sat explodes!?!?!?

20-year-old Military Weather Satellite Apparently Exploded in Orbit

“A 20-year-old military weather satellite apparently exploded in orbit Feb. 3 following what the U.S. Air Force described as a sudden temperature spike.

The “catastrophic event” produced 43 pieces of space debris, according to Air Force Space Command, which disclosed the loss of the satellite Feb. 27 in response to questions from SpaceNews.”

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well, mebbe a directed energy beam weapon being tested? by the unnamed enemy. a prelude to WW3?

DARPA Seeks to Remove Communication Barrier Between Humans and Computers

http://www.darpa.mil/NewsEvents/Releases/2015/02/20.aspx

“The lifelong human imperative to communicate is so strong that people talk not only to other people but also to their pets, their plants and their computers. Unlike pets and plants, computers might one day reciprocate. DARPA’s new Communicating with Computers (CwC) program aims to develop technology to turn computers into good communicators.”

DARPA wants to program computers to talk like humans and to humans and to “get ideas”.  what jobs will be left for meat bags? what sort of life will there be? watching TV or surfing the net? who grows food or manufactures all the goodies wee need?

eventually DARPA will be run and directed by a computer. even Paul Cohen, DARPA program manager, will be out of a job when computers are faster and more efficient. the elite humans will be supplanted by these machines.

will all this bring about a time of peace and plenty? the end of wars and disease? the end of exploitation? well? will it? or will we have suffering and starvation? will human disruption of the eco sphere continue?

will these super smart talking and thinking machines solve all our problems or will they be just another problem?

taxing dilemma

guest post:

“The big companies are rich enough to bribe politicians who then fix the tax laws to their advantage. Small businesses pay a hefty federal income tax but the giant companies pay either no tax or 8-12%. The reason the rest of us are going broke is that the cost of running the country is falling on us.

Economist Richard Wolff said that 20 years ago, for every $1 from taxpayers, corporations paid $1.25. Now for every $1 we pay, corporations pay 25 cents. I’m still waiting for Americans to wake up and realize how the very rich are screwing us.”

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trash talk

guest post:

“I have a small excavating company, my problem is I cannot compete with the bigger company’s to get help. You know the company’s , Anheuser bush, the pot grower , and the biggest one that gives their employees free transportation ,free food, free housing, free phones, yes that’s right my biggest competitor, the federal government . And the bad thing is they shake me down for 30% of my profits.
So ,I hear I can get workers from an other country to show up for work ,and work ? I will take them . No more hiring lazy ass white kids that show up with the music thumping and smoking weed ,or niggers that have rights. Thanks to the mom and dads you raised your sons to be fags.”

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